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The Rave Ripple is really cute, silly, and moderately effective, but it didn’t wow me. The intense texture of the outside of the toy is heavenly. Though it’s a little short and straight for my taste, despite the shaft being flexible. It only has one button, making it delightfully easy to use. And the 10 speeds are great, it’s really nice having more speed options than the traditional 5. It’s super brightly colored. The shaft is neon green, and the handle is neon pink. It fits the “rave” aesthetic, especially with the melting drip-like texture on the outside. It’s fully waterproof, so making sure the space between the ribs is free of debris and bacteria after use is easy. Plus you can have fun with it in the shower or bath. This is one of those toys I think you’d buy more for the aesthetic and kitsch than the efficacy. It would be nice to find a toy that hits both of these criteria successfully, but when it comes to a kitschy, themed toy, it’s just hard to do.

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this thing totally rules. The Mia Malkova Lvl Up is freakin’ sweet. It’s molded after Mia herself, who’s like… one of the hottest humans alive. Not even exaggerating. Just look at her. It’s science. The toy looks awesome right outta the box—super detailed, very realistic, and not in a creepy wax museum kind of way. Then once you start actually using it? Dang. Game over. Every inch you go in throws a new sensation at you like, “Hey, check this out too!” It’s tight, but not like, panic tight. Just enough to make your brain short-circuit a little in the best way. The deeper you go, the more the textures shift and stack—kinda like leveling up in a video game, except the boss fight is your own self-control. Spoiler: you probably lose. And honestly? That’s fine. This thing delivers. Gosh.

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Both my wife and I have really enjoyed using the Sea Horse dildo by Uncover Creations, her anally, me vaginally. It’s a well designed dildo, and I think the gentle scales and ridges are perfect for someone who likes some texture, but not too much. The bulbous head really does it for me, while my wife loves both the head and the medial ring. Even without a UV light, the marble Electric Blue and Neon Green look gorgeous together. I’d recommend the Sea Horse dildo to anyone who likes equine themed fantasy dildos and wants something with a bit more of a rounded head rather than just a flared head or flat head. The texture may not suffice for those who seek a lot of texture with their toys, while it may be more texture than some are expecting when ordering. Remember that when ordering a custom sex toy like Sea Horse to pay close attention to sizing! I find it helpful to have a dildo I use regularly on my desk with the measurements of that toy pulled up in one tab and the sizing for a toy I’m interested in pulled up in a separate window so that I can compare side by side. I said it earlier, but it’s worth bringing up again: I recommend checking out Uncover Creation’s firmness guide so you can have a good idea of what kind of squishy you can expect from the toy you’re ordering!

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I think there are many kinds of sex toy users. I prefer strong vibrations; if a toy can rattle my pelvis, I’m down. On the other hand, a good friend of mine loves vibrations, but gets overstimulated easily. She needs a toy whose whole intensity range lives between a 1 and a 4. I would recommend the Svakom Pulse Lite Neo. This is a beautifully built toy with very high-quality materials, a sleek design, and is simple to use. Does it pack a punch? Absolutely not. Is it still a quality toy? Yes. There are toys out there that leave a lot to be desired. When it comes to the Svakom Pulse Lite Neo, this toy checks so many boxes that I hesitate to complain. Instead, I think it has a specific audience. If you like suction vibrators but need one with milder intensities, this is the toy for you. Otherwise, keep shopping, there are better toys out there.

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The Svakom Sam Neo 2 stands out as an advanced, interactive option in the automatic masturbator category. With suction, vibration, heating, and app support—including live video and long-distance play - it offers an overall premium experience with a multitude of options. Yes there are some draw backs such as weight, bulk and controls but if you're after an overall feature-rich toy that delivers immersive sensations, it’s definitely worth considering.

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As a Dom who mixes tradition (shibari, restraint work) with tech, the Fuse is an easy five-star tool in my kit. It lets me sculpt pleasure whether she’s bound in my dungeon or sitting alone at home while I’m on a plane. The tactile feedback translated through the app feels immediate and personal — it’s not just pushing buttons; it’s performing. Pros: excellent for mixed-play (rope + tech), strong app ecosystem, satisfying dual stimulation, and superb compatibility with Kiiroo interactive content. Cons: not perfectly silent, battery life could be longer for marathon sessions, and it’s not trivial waterproof — so be mindful in messy scenes. Rating: 5/5 — A modern Dom’s dream: elegant, versatile, and perfectly at home in the knot-and-tech era.

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The Gender X Powerhouse lives up to the hype. It combines serious rumbly strength with a comfortable, user-friendly design that makes it approachable for beginners but still satisfying for more experienced toy lovers. With its rumbly motor and flexible shape, it checks off just about every box you'd want in an affordable vibrator. It is perfect for an insertable vibrator that has the power of a wand, can be used for clit, vagina, and anal stimulation. What it delivers is consistent, powerful pleasure in a package that feels far more luxe than you'd expect. Whether you're toy-curious or looking to add a new go-to to your collection, this one is absolutely worth your attention.

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