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The Rave Ripple is really cute, silly, and moderately effective, but it didn’t wow me. The intense texture of the outside of the toy is heavenly. Though it’s a little short and straight for my taste, despite the shaft being flexible. It only has one button, making it delightfully easy to use. And the 10 speeds are great, it’s really nice having more speed options than the traditional 5. It’s super brightly colored. The shaft is neon green, and the handle is neon pink. It fits the “rave” aesthetic, especially with the melting drip-like texture on the outside. It’s fully waterproof, so making sure the space between the ribs is free of debris and bacteria after use is easy. Plus you can have fun with it in the shower or bath. This is one of those toys I think you’d buy more for the aesthetic and kitsch than the efficacy. It would be nice to find a toy that hits both of these criteria successfully, but when it comes to a kitschy, themed toy, it’s just hard to do.

this thing totally rules. The Mia Malkova Lvl Up is freakin’ sweet. It’s molded after Mia herself, who’s like… one of the hottest humans alive. Not even exaggerating. Just look at her. It’s science. The toy looks awesome right outta the box—super detailed, very realistic, and not in a creepy wax museum kind of way. Then once you start actually using it? Dang. Game over. Every inch you go in throws a new sensation at you like, “Hey, check this out too!” It’s tight, but not like, panic tight. Just enough to make your brain short-circuit a little in the best way. The deeper you go, the more the textures shift and stack—kinda like leveling up in a video game, except the boss fight is your own self-control. Spoiler: you probably lose. And honestly? That’s fine. This thing delivers. Gosh.

Both my wife and I have really enjoyed using the Sea Horse dildo by Uncover Creations, her anally, me vaginally. It’s a well designed dildo, and I think the gentle scales and ridges are perfect for someone who likes some texture, but not too much. The bulbous head really does it for me, while my wife loves both the head and the medial ring. Even without a UV light, the marble Electric Blue and Neon Green look gorgeous together. I’d recommend the Sea Horse dildo to anyone who likes equine themed fantasy dildos and wants something with a bit more of a rounded head rather than just a flared head or flat head. The texture may not suffice for those who seek a lot of texture with their toys, while it may be more texture than some are expecting when ordering. Remember that when ordering a custom sex toy like Sea Horse to pay close attention to sizing! I find it helpful to have a dildo I use regularly on my desk with the measurements of that toy pulled up in one tab and the sizing for a toy I’m interested in pulled up in a separate window so that I can compare side by side. I said it earlier, but it’s worth bringing up again: I recommend checking out Uncover Creation’s firmness guide so you can have a good idea of what kind of squishy you can expect from the toy you’re ordering!

The Jellytime Bean gets a perfect 5 out of 5 from me, and that's because I'm really into clitoral stimulation and this toy delivers exactly what I want. It's incredibly well-designed, looks like a smooth pebble with a hole, and it's so pretty that you wouldn't immediately know it's a sex toy. What I love most is how portable and compact it is. It's small, fits perfectly in your hand, and gives me the quick finish I'm looking for without any fuss. This is the toy I find myself reaching for most often because it's just so convenient and straightforward. The brand's attention to detail continues with this one. It comes with a gorgeous neon green velvet pouch so your toy stays clean whether you're storing it at home or throwing it in your bag for travel. This small touch makes such a difference in how you feel about using and caring for your toy. The only thing some people might notice is that the suction opening is a bit smaller than more common clit suckers like the rose toys. If you're used to those, you might be surprised at first. But honestly, I don't see this as a con. It’s just a different size preference, and it works perfectly well for me. This has quickly become my go-to toy. It's portable, beautiful, performs exactly as expected, and comes at a price that makes it accessible for beginners who want quality. If you're into clit suckers and you love thoughtful design, this could easily become your favorite toy.